Question: What bumper decor do you apply to your ride if you don't have a family?
Answer: Animal tracks accompanied by random acts of branding.
You may ask, "Why?" but we can only answer, "Why not?" If you are waiting for your stick family to develop (and perhaps even an interested member of the opposite sex to materialize), you might as well celebrate the beauty of the animal kingdom right? Some people can't accept that vehicles were meant to be without graffiti.
Or is this merely an example of a saucy deer whistling a Twisted Sister tune and getting a sweet taste of revenge? We picture Bambi tracking this hunter and choosing to trash his pick-up since he is inebriated and fast asleep in a blind.
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