Greedy

At first pass, this bumper jackassery evokes lurid acts of unwelcome flavors; sort of like Marv Albert but playing as cheeky rather than scandalous. If that is indeed the case, we put this driver on notice: keep it between you and whomever it is that you intend to assault and you may want to avoid Texas. 

Sporting an unusual amount of better judgment, we rather believe that this commuter is simply a scallywag sailor offering a warning shot o'r the bow before pillaging the treasure trove. And how can we blame them? Isn't that all poor Long John Silver ever wanted?

Either way, we cite this car owner for greed and premeditated violence of one kind or quite another.

Shout out to DP of PA. Thanks for the pic!