Okay, maybe we're overstepping at the suggestion of genius but this motorist has your #honorstudent kid pegged. That's right, you! The person who has lost your identity to incessant anxiety about to what school your child will be accepted. Forget your kid, this smart aleck wants what is best for their pet.And why not? Retrievers live longer than some humans and are far more influential. Then again, when was the last time an under-performing canine ever made you a decent bacon, egg and cheese?
For the greater good, can we strike a mutually beneficial accord? Parents may not rave mindlessly about their child's every waking moment as long as dog owners agree to withhold the consistency and frequency of their pet's bowel movements. Can you agree to those terms?
