Thursday, January 31, 2013

Platitude

We applaud this car owner's courage and poise in so publicly declaring her individuality and indefinite (and likely enduring) single status.

What ho! Yup, we are impossibly sincere. That in the face of all assumptions about single women sheltering lots of cats.

Of course we can't help ourselves from speculating what her platitude concerning felines signifies. Does she have a figuratively catty nature? (Is there a positive connotation to that word that we're missing?) Conversely, does she literally mean that she is sassy, jumpy, distrusting or unfriendly?

Either way, steer clear of this one, gents! Chances are slim that she has much in common with Halle Berry or Michelle Pfeiffer.

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