Okay, so if not princess, perhaps "daddy's little fairy" sounds better? No matter how you chew it, this is daddy's fancy girl, his one and only Hubba Bubba.
You know the type: she's received more moving violations for yakking away on her phone than for speeding or parking. She's the one who believes that the mirrors in her pimped-out ride are for makeup purposes only. Yup, her cigarette lighter has been adapted for her curling iron and seat stains are more likely from nail polish than kids or crazy nights.
And while not a continuous threat, her concurrent smoking, cosmetics application, gum chewing and phone conversation skillz represent formidable danger for any innocents who happen to be on the road when she's talking to her boyfriend.
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