Done Been There

While we are certain that we have been to more than six places in our life, whether vacationing or on business, we want to leave room for such travelers as this person. Not everyone prefers to travel: no, for some 'Mericans, the right, cheap beer and a trusty recliner in front of their glowing box is journey enough.

To these armchair heroes, we salute you: please, do stay right where you are. There are wrenchingly beautiful places and catalytically revitalizing people outside of our borders. We'll take them in and we prefer no lines. 

We like to wonder whether this driver has been to Long Beach Island twice or simply bought two stickers. We prefer certain stretches of sand along that New Jersey coast as well. That said, we have failed to be complicit such rear window braggery.