Hygiene

Streets lined with palmettos and drinks topped with sea salt make for pleasant vacationing. 'Mericans from all walks of life are planning getaways during summer in the US, at least for those who want to surrender work and simply unplug.

But you can't take to the roads without seeing fine examples of bumper braggery. Why have a vehicle if it doesn't say something? As always, we don't subscribe to that practice but it shouldn't preclude us from having a bit of fun at their expense.

You know how it is. There were always some kids in gym class that were more odoriferous than others and then there were those who just stank: maybe like burning cow patties or perhaps rancid bacon. Either way, they were simply unsanitary. Thus, we support this commuter's call for improved self-cleansing.