Paul Who?

To this nostalgic commuter we ask, isn't it enough already? You would think that multiple losses a setback might leave enough of a bad taste in a candidate's mouth that they would not need the reminder to be tattooed on your car. We only request a measure of grace to spare him and your car further misery.

After a few opportunities, might the voters' lack of support demonstrate evidence that the love revolution hasn't taken root? Just spit-balling here. Then again, who knows whether #JesseJackson has the stomach for another run. Junior might be able to offer insightful guidance on raising support...

#RonPaul, however, requires no further encouragement. Though we'd prefer to make light of such caged wisdom, one cannot help but gawk at his gumption.