What remains unclear is whether the dog should bark less or whether such demand is required of the lady behind the wheel. We will not, under any circumstances, accept the directive that we should bark less: barking is our privilege, nay our right in God's country, lady. Don't agree? Get in line and file a frivolous lawsuit like a good 'Merican.That the butterfly and the dog should wag more is, however, definitive. And, while it might seem safe to assume such wagging would occur without suggestion, we join this car owner in demanding that all butterflies and dogs make it a point to wag, just a little more.
What's with all the butterflies on vehicles? We can't be sure but we guess, what with all the wagging, that they must offer an aerodynamic advantage.
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