We hesitate to suggest that anyone is more or less patriotic than someone else. Passing such judgement seems like an unnecessary race to extremism, which can only lead to practical #McCarthyism. Don't believe us? Ask someone how patriotic they are: even if they can prove undying loyalty, the process of proving it feels an awful lot like those hearings of yore.
While #LevarBurton might love this symbol of brute 'Merican strength, we find it wanting a certain amount of heft or muscle. Even though he danced like a butterfly, the great #MuhammedAli realized he needed to sting like a bee.
Lest our proud nation risk being pulverized on the windshield of people with competing ideas, we suggest a more wise, strong, powerful animal. In short, almost any other creature will do.
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