Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Feline-Human Experimentation

Sun glare isn't just a danger while operating your vehicle. Nope, overexposure can even ruin our efforts to catalog inane bumper decor. Curse the shining orb in all its radiant splendor!

Believe it or not, this septua- or octogenarian driver boasts a feline blood relative. Perhaps Dr. Moreau wasn't simply a character dreamed up by #HGWells?

We can neither confirm nor deny the validity of such boasting or whether the hybrid beast instinctively licks itself and sports a ringed tail. So in the spirit of base mockery, we accept such tomfoolery at face value.

Always refuted as literary fiction, this commuter proves that human-animal genetic mixing has been successful, on one level or another.

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