Big Bird Wuz Here

We liken this display to the uneducated of yesteryear who signed their names by making their mark. Kind of like #BigBird left a steaming "present" in the back seat and, to allay any doubt, kicked the back of this ride a couple times.

Who can blame him? It isn't as if the Bird ever signed anything with its Tyrannosaurus Rex-like minuscule arms. Certainly his voice isn't intimidating enough to stick around and gloat like #B.A.Baracus. We really do pity the fool.

Think this commuter is the victim, what with all the vandalism? Think again: life has handed the Bird only impossibility. As the real victim, we believe he had little choice.

Shout out to TM of VA. Thanks for the pic!