Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Rodentia

We try to imagine a less worthy creature from the entire kingdom animalia. If you're into this sort of thing, you may be able to justify bumper art of an eagle or king of beasts. Heck, even a llama might be entertaining.

But a park garbage monkey? This could only happen in #Oregon. While we don't support the shooting, water torture, eating or resettlement of squirrels, we don't oppose such practices either. Let's face it: if you and your LBI kin are enjoying this rodent with a nice plum sauce, there are larger issues to deal with.

Though we can't make it out, perhaps the very same rodent has made the accompanying coat of arms? Unless this driver has a pet squirrel that they've trained to water ski, we request that they remove the decal.

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