Stache

The question isn't why should a car have a classic British butler mustache, it really is why not? Some cars are more refined and service-oriented than others. In much the same way that this commuter very politely requests supreme unleaded gasoline, he also takes it with tea and crumpets "if you please." And while we've seen some vehicles that demand lumberjack beards, this one simply rolls his stache, smiles and says, "cheerio old chap!"

Or, perhaps, that's precisely what this driver would like for us to think. In reality, the facial hair is probably more akin to a tired black caterpillar that has crawled up the tree and gone to sleep. Unkempt and odoriferous, this soup-strainer serves more as an after-dinner stash than a smooth fashion statement: beer foam, cigarette ash and tears have been known to surface from the bushes days later.