Thursday, May 9, 2013

Swim Snob

We have already covered this lady's platitude and the resultant conclusions. However, we choose to ignore the stuffed animal in the window. REALLY?

Could her next tailgate decor possibly read "Make Swim Not War?" Why not? It seems just as relevant.

But what is with swimmers sticking their chlorine-bleached heads into everything? Could it be a racial slur to boast of your swimming prowess? We have had enough and thus this commuter is hereby on notice: we have confiscated all of your goggles, nose plugs and swim caps. If you must do so much bumper bragging about your aquatic exploits, it only seems fair for you to enjoy the water. No barriers.

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