Roid Rage

Might this driver be raging against the injections that promised better performance under the Saturday night lights but only delivered heightened anxiety and a smaller member?

Perhaps the owner of this vehicle is a catalyst, creating opportunities and enhancing performance for others? Or maybe it highlights their penchant for inflicting bloated side effects?

Either way, we caution anyone who is unlucky enough to encounter this super jock in traffic: this guy is more human than a human and you can forget simple road rage. It's more likely that, due to synthetic human growth hormones, he's perpetually on his way to the gym and looking for a fight (#Community). He'd feel less remorse for tearing your face off than Hannibal Lecter.

Shout out to GC of NJ. Thanks for the pic!