Daddy's Princess

Okay, so if not princess, perhaps "daddy's little fairy" sounds better? No matter how you chew it, this is daddy's fancy girl, his one and only Hubba Bubba.

You know the type: she's received more moving violations for yakking away on her phone than for speeding or parking. She's the one who believes that the mirrors in her pimped-out ride are for makeup purposes only. Yup, her cigarette lighter has been adapted for her curling iron and seat stains are more likely from nail polish than kids or crazy nights. 

And while not a continuous threat, her concurrent smoking, cosmetics application, gum chewing and phone conversation skillz represent formidable danger for any innocents who happen to be on the road when she's talking to her boyfriend.

Be Unto You

We have always been entertained by modern hippies. In some ways their ideals have become somewhat ingrained into our culture and, in other ways, everyday is Halloween and the Vietnam War is never over for them. 

You have to imagine that legalizing medical marijuana and the general political climate on the West Coast of the US has to really harsh their collective mellow. After all, what more do they have to protest? Low-brow cocktails?

Peace is hardly a news flash anymore. Further, shalom and salaam are not terribly politically correct. Why is this driver trying to inflict their religion on us?

Skywalker Ranch

By now our affinity for most things George Lucas is known; we've covered it on a couple occasions. We marvel at Disney's desire to make the sequels to the legendary trilogy. Then again, perhaps it is fitting: movies don't have to be at all entertaining, they simply need to gross big money and offer incessant merchandising.

What do the parental figures say about this couple? Leia barely ever packed a blaster but it was hot when she did. If you are Vader, does that mean you are tyrannical or just overly violent?

While their nonsensical arguing may liken them to the two droids, would you really represent your kids as R2D2 and C3PO out of the entire universe of Star Wars characters? To be honest, we know a few children who are way more like Senator Palpatine, Chewbacca, Wicket and Jar Jar Binks than anyone else. 

Must be a Pointer

We question the wisdom of this sticker. After all, when your Irish Setter is riding shotgun, you'll still need a navigation system, especially if you're lost. Even the best bird dog is only going to drool out the window and occasionally snort because too much air has gone up its nose.

Dogs may exhibit many admirable traits but they are not capable of spatial memory or forming cognitive solutions to being lost in an unfamiliar environment. Plus, they like to eat the most revolting portions of your garbage.

Seems like this commuter's choice was based less on logic and more on emotion: who wouldn't prefer to have a co-pilot who is both the beginning and the end over a canine who, though loving and unquestionably loyal, likely won't bark out the correct turns?

Prickly

Forget occupying New York or Los Angeles, this commuter wants to know if anyone needs a ride. Like Michael Bluth properly worrying about hop-ons, this guy would be downright perplexed by a hop-in. Can we get a volunteer from the 99 percent?

Is Obama's fable about the richest people in the US really true? Are these evil penny-pinchers fleecing the lower classes? We didn't think so. After seeing this, we've "made a HUGE mistake." 

Is it enough to be a wealthy white man in 'Merica (yes, we edited his face out so you'll just have to trust us)? Is it enough to be driving a convertible Rolls? Wouldn't you be concerned about "the people" rising up, like in Les Miserables? This driver emphatically says no.

Shout out to GC of NJ. Thanks for the pic!