Duper

Ever wonder what would qualify you to be described as super? We can only assume this commuter is indisputably superb, what with the GIANT decal they're sporting. Right?

Then again, if the driver actually had some superhuman powers, why would they in fact need a car? If they were Iceman from X-Men, they could always skate across a freshly created track of ice or, if Storm, they could summon wind currents to get from point A to B.

Even easier to conceive, if this driver really had powers, they could fly faster than a speeding bullet with their cape flapping in the breeze behind them.