Menagerie

Have you ever enjoyed such an amazing day at the zoo that you could barely force yourself to leave? We haven't either. Crowds of stinking tourists and beasts melting together under the oppressive sun lead directly to brawls over the last twenty-dollar ice cream cone. Jaded, we know.

Why not allow your pre-kindergarten ankle-biters to decorate your vehicle with a zoo theme? Frogs, birds and turtles were never more relevant to America's parkways and highways. Disney is real life in the US, right?

But for the occasional crusty schmear on the side of the roads, nature has proven definitively opposed to the mixing of animals and 65 mile-per-hour momentum.