Bow Wow

This one goes out to the influential Snoop Dog. Or is it "Dawg?" We aren't sure. Not only are we not "gangster" in the least (and completely ignorant), we really don't care either. Yet he is influential enough that we recognize his braided locks. Wonder if he donates to Locks of Love? Don't.

Peace. We bid thee peace. Got to get the piece an' cap a brutha? Lil Bow Wow won't "dog" you. Though "lil" isn't little anymore, rappers still have trouble not shooting each other at industry events.

Have you decided against sporting stickers of your canine on your otherwise not-pimped-out ride? Snoop Dawg and Big Bow Wow would be offended to the point of laying down an angry track about it, featuring Rappa' H8R. They might even hire dancers. So, make ready the silhouette of your dog and crank your seat all the way back.