Promoting Diversity

We understand: the US is packed with people who just can't claim an identity beyond their ethnicity, whether right of the boat or a distant descendant. All that said, we imagine that this driver probably could do more to turn down the Irish. After all, the only expression missing from this ride is a paw print that says, "my dog howls Danny Boy" and a leprechaun making some kind of gesture.

Where would the US be without foreigners (or Foreigner)? Just ask your friendly neighborhood Native American, we are willing to wager they might have an idea or seven.

Since there's no mistaking that most Americans aren't really from here anyway, this commuter can high-step tap dance that truth all the way to the pub for a pint. Just do it without Michael Flatley.