Question: What's worse than people who think pugs are cute? Answer: Lovers of such mongrels that advertise their black belt on the back of their car.
When taking karate was somewhat cool, Ralph Macchio was a skinny under-twenty-year-old and children dreamed about taking on evil older kids, the Karate Kid burst into the imaginations of little boys across the US. Shockingly, even then you couldn't find bumper braggery about it. Since that was the 1980s, let's assume that some things have changed but not necessarily for the better.
We are thus forced to put this eternal adolescent on notice: pugs have to be one of the visually ugliest animals on four legs. Worse, 50 year old Ralph Macchio called and wants his black belt back. Now.
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