Won't or Can't?

Usually we're at the wrong place a little late. Occasionally we're in the right place at the right time. This glorious bumper art is what it's all about: pointless while also remarkably ill-communicated.

Is YouDee referring a school in Delaware or Detroit? Perhaps the world will never know. But this is absolutely certain: you will not. Not now and not ever.

Is it an exclusive university where most applications won't be accepted? From our passing knowledge of these two institutions of higher learning, our guess is decidedly not. So maybe it is the suggestion that most students won't graduate? Or perhaps it's that they won't find employment?