Cattle Car

Yes, we know just what you're thinking: if the handicapped can post snarky tailgate confessions, why can't the equestrian industry get in on that action? Oh sure, we are positive that crossed your mind.

We question whether such a bumper burn is necessary. After all, do you really want to get up too close to the back of a horse? At some point one must start to wonder whether being kicked is the preferable consequence for such closeness.

Then you hear stories like this one where a New Zealander suffered a broken leg after being kicked by a horse while he was mounted on another horse. Makes you rethink; a little horse manure never broke anyone's leg.