Onboarding

Nope, we're not talking about a corporate orientation process or even military torture training. Like the ichthys, this classic bumper art inspired a prolific line of rear-window, suction-cupped signage.

But the question must be asked: if you insist on stickering your tailgate, how long should this parent stunt their child's growth characterize their child as a baby? After all, for some people, their 20-year-old is still their baby.